replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
The official poster of the 2015 Women’s World Cup is beautiful
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
when your friend is getting read but it’s the truth
if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was
she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados
she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)
"did you know if you sleep too much it means you slept too much?"
listen up you little bitch
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?