Reblogging for Haymitch.
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
how u log out of a party i think im too old for this post
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong
YOUR ANCESTORS CALLED IT MAGIC, BUT YOU CALL IT SCIENCE. I COME FROM A LAND WHERE THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
did you just quote Thor
wait, nevermind I just read the url
and the are people who still believe aliens don’t exist
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Why I hate myself
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to the first chapter
of the prologue
to the opposite day series
Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy
3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy
Meanwhile at the Florida gunshow…. you can meet a child murderer turned celebrity. This is the sad world we live in.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
When not to sing Let It Go…
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC MONSTER CREATED THIS!!!
THAT FIRST ONE!
WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN JFC! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
I AM LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING ALL OF THOSE NO NO NO NO
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
And okay, I soooo would have volunteered for this. Kissing is my favorite thing. And now I really want to make out with somebody.
This was so refreshingly beautiful to watch.
I really love this.
I have a deep connection to Emma Stone’s character in this scene.